Management lessons

April 12, 2007 at 11:33 am 1 comment

Mgmtlessons Please enjoy the lessons…

Lesson Number One:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.
They’re packed with Nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the Tree.
Soon a farmer,who spotted him promptly shot the turkey out of the
tree.

Management Lesson

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Lesson Number Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lesson

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut

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  • 1. Mr. V  |  April 13, 2007 at 10:08 am

    សួស្តី​ឆ្នាំ​ថ្មី! សិរីសួស្តី​ជ័យមង្គល​ ចូរកើត​មាន​ដល់ អ្នក​ ក្រុម​គ្រួសារ នឹង​មិត្ត​ភ័ក្ត្រ!

    ពី មីស្ទើ វី!

    Reply

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